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A Quick Update

Matt — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:22:22 +0000

So,

what has happened in the last few weeks/months? I’ve been to Vegas for 12 days (where I attended the RSD summit and helped out on bootcamps) which was a very intense experience. One that taught me a lot about myself. It’s hard to describe what exactly I learned but I know that I’ve learned quite a bit.

I met some very cool people, made new friends and saw old ones again. I enjoyed hanging out with the rest of the RSD crew. It felt like I’ve found my people. People that are like-minded and very cool and a lot of fun. I’m kinda sad that almost everybody lives in the United States of America and not many in Europe, but I guess that just means that I’ll be traveling a lot in my life.

I’ve spent some time in LA before I went to Vegas and it reminded me just how much I enjoy being in that city. It truly feels like a place where I could live for a few years, if not forever.

I’ve taken a hit in my Internet Marketing endeavors but I’m determined to bounce back and make some serious cash . Also one of the RSD guys I’ve met is doing some serious work and makes quite a bit of money.

Being back in Zurich is quite interesting, over this past half a year a lot of stuff has happened in my life and I don’t feel that it is going to stop anytime soon, I guess that’s what being grown up is all about. I’ll see what the future brings.

That’s it for now, just kinda stream of consciousness post I know but what the heck ..

P.S.: I’m not sure if I should continue writing in English or if I should start writing in German?!

Roleplays: A HowTo

Matt — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:13:24 +0000

Okay, first we need some Brittney up in this bitch:

So now this is taken care of, prepare to get some knowledge forced into your brains. Hanging out with Brad in Amsterdam right now and whilst on seminar today I realised how much I love roleplays and how good I am at this shit , so I’m telling you guys how to become the knight on a white horse you always wanted to be.

So, why would you wanna do roleplays? Simple, if you don’t have a clue what to talk about: do a roleplay, if you don’t know how to turn stuff sexual: do a roleplay, if you like chicken wings: do a roleplay. Seriously, roleplays are potent shit, they allow for you to talk about the craziest shit in a ‘safe’ environment. While you may not be able to talk about group sex involving anal in a normal convo, during a roleplay you can.

“Okay Matt, but how do I initiate a roleplay?” you might ask, the answer is simple. The basic structure is “We should X…” or “Let’s X” where as for X you can insert almost anything you want. Good stuff that works easily is building a business mixed with crime or doing an activity together. For example “We should start robbing banks and help the poor, kinda like a modern robin hood” or “Let’s start a sex slave business” of course the options are limitless. With this structure you should never run out of stuff to say anymore. Just insert the first thing that pops in your head for X and you are good to go.

For the roleplay itself, try to make it interactive, creative, sexual and emotional. The more emotions you can stuff in there the better, try to take her on a mental adventure. So for example she tells you about her interest in tomatoes -> “We should become tomato farmers and live by the sea near a secluded beach, where we could have sex in the wild, run around naked all the time, but then the evil tomato mafia would try to steal our tomatoes and we’d have to fight ninjas and then they’d send female models so I’d cheat on you so you’d leave me but I would make it up to you buy killing a gremlin and serving you his guts for dinner.”

As you can see you can jump around as much as you want, the more irrational and emotional the better, it keeps them on their toes and they’ll be reacting to you instead of you reacting to them. If you don’t want to go as crazy you can use a bit more ‘safer’ ones (I stole these from Brad/Tim ):

“We should get married…”
“I need a female bodyguard…”
“I’m hiring you as my new chef/assistant/maid…”
“You are my new girlfriend…”

Try to get her involved in the roleplay as much as possible as it will help you letter on with callback humor or texting her. It’s much easier to be “Hey tomato girl, what’s up?” then “Hello this is Matt, we met at club X the other night”.

Roleplays are really easy to do and will make you stand out from the crowd, so if you have never done a roleplay you should definitely add them to your arsenal and start implementing them in your conversations.

Brad had a big part in writing this so much respect to him .

Just A Quick Update

Matt — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:18:37 +0000

So I came to a few interesting conclusions about my sticking points and general stuff about my life and I plan to write a big post about it on RSDNation which of course I will post here as well.

I’m thinking of building a ‘dream board’, actually I should build a ‘todo board’ as well and post the weekly todos here so I hold myself accountable and stay on track

Well that’s it for now..

Matt

I’m drunk but yeah :D

Matt — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 01:07:15 +0000

So,

I’m quite drunk and after watching 40 year old virgin I’m quite amused too, that is why I decided to bless you with this:

Anyways made a good post on my journal at RSDNation. Go check it out and tell me what you think.

Going to write on my term paper now.. It’s going to be genius.. Habermas loves drunk people..

Good night

The week so far..

Matt — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 02:46:03 +0000

Okay,

I just got back from the clubs and it’s been a pretty okay week to me. The single most important thing is that I had my first profitable poll, as you can see in the image below:

Unfortunately I got the Google slap right after, so I worked hard for something and then Google took it away, nice! Anyways it seems that my Adwords account is under manual review now, so I want be starting polls there because they’ll never get through. But I’ll be working hard on Yahoo and MSN to make the monnies .

On another note, I got laid yesterday but still I have sticking points I need to fix, so what I’ll do is I’ll write the post I should have written weeks ago on RSDNation and I’ll work for my essay since the deadline is in 10 days and I need to finish this.

I know that this post is a bit scattered and all over the place, but I need to vomit it all out and then be able to focus and find the relevant stuff in my life again so I can move forward in the two most important areas in my life right now: girls and affiliate marketing.

Hope you enjoyed this one and good night

Sunny Tuesday

Matt — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:00:14 +0000

Check out TMarc he’s going to be big.

You can’t see me.

So today it’s sunny here in Switzerland, I’ll be able to play basketball in the evening yey! But before that I have to get a few things done. First need to go and pay the bills and apply for an AmEx-Card so I’m not limited by the crappy ZKB. I have thousands of dollars on that bank account but they only let me access a small fraction of it every month, that’s why I’m changing to AmEx!

You can’t see me.

Also plan on writing at least a page for my term paper and I will watch some Blueprint. That’s it for now. Take care series of tubes.