Roleplays: A HowTo

Matt — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:13:24 +0000

Okay, first we need some Brittney up in this bitch:

So now this is taken care of, prepare to get some knowledge forced into your brains. Hanging out with Brad in Amsterdam right now and whilst on seminar today I realised how much I love roleplays and how good I am at this shit , so I’m telling you guys how to become the knight on a white horse you always wanted to be.

So, why would you wanna do roleplays? Simple, if you don’t have a clue what to talk about: do a roleplay, if you don’t know how to turn stuff sexual: do a roleplay, if you like chicken wings: do a roleplay. Seriously, roleplays are potent shit, they allow for you to talk about the craziest shit in a ‘safe’ environment. While you may not be able to talk about group sex involving anal in a normal convo, during a roleplay you can.

“Okay Matt, but how do I initiate a roleplay?” you might ask, the answer is simple. The basic structure is “We should X…” or “Let’s X” where as for X you can insert almost anything you want. Good stuff that works easily is building a business mixed with crime or doing an activity together. For example “We should start robbing banks and help the poor, kinda like a modern robin hood” or “Let’s start a sex slave business” of course the options are limitless. With this structure you should never run out of stuff to say anymore. Just insert the first thing that pops in your head for X and you are good to go.

For the roleplay itself, try to make it interactive, creative, sexual and emotional. The more emotions you can stuff in there the better, try to take her on a mental adventure. So for example she tells you about her interest in tomatoes -> “We should become tomato farmers and live by the sea near a secluded beach, where we could have sex in the wild, run around naked all the time, but then the evil tomato mafia would try to steal our tomatoes and we’d have to fight ninjas and then they’d send female models so I’d cheat on you so you’d leave me but I would make it up to you buy killing a gremlin and serving you his guts for dinner.”

As you can see you can jump around as much as you want, the more irrational and emotional the better, it keeps them on their toes and they’ll be reacting to you instead of you reacting to them. If you don’t want to go as crazy you can use a bit more ‘safer’ ones (I stole these from Brad/Tim ):

“We should get married…”
“I need a female bodyguard…”
“I’m hiring you as my new chef/assistant/maid…”
“You are my new girlfriend…”

Try to get her involved in the roleplay as much as possible as it will help you letter on with callback humor or texting her. It’s much easier to be “Hey tomato girl, what’s up?” then “Hello this is Matt, we met at club X the other night”.

Roleplays are really easy to do and will make you stand out from the crowd, so if you have never done a roleplay you should definitely add them to your arsenal and start implementing them in your conversations.

Brad had a big part in writing this so much respect to him .

The week so far..

Matt — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 02:46:03 +0000

Okay,

I just got back from the clubs and it’s been a pretty okay week to me. The single most important thing is that I had my first profitable poll, as you can see in the image below:

Unfortunately I got the Google slap right after, so I worked hard for something and then Google took it away, nice! Anyways it seems that my Adwords account is under manual review now, so I want be starting polls there because they’ll never get through. But I’ll be working hard on Yahoo and MSN to make the monnies .

On another note, I got laid yesterday but still I have sticking points I need to fix, so what I’ll do is I’ll write the post I should have written weeks ago on RSDNation and I’ll work for my essay since the deadline is in 10 days and I need to finish this.

I know that this post is a bit scattered and all over the place, but I need to vomit it all out and then be able to focus and find the relevant stuff in my life again so I can move forward in the two most important areas in my life right now: girls and affiliate marketing.

Hope you enjoyed this one and good night

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Roleplays: A HowTo

The week so far..