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2010 and Matt

Matt — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 18:17:53 +0000

So 2010 is already four days old and since we are all going to die at the end of 2012 anyways I’ll better get some stuff done this year.

I’m not a big fan of New Years resolutions, I saw a statistic once that said that around 99% of all resolutions never come true, so having them doesn’t seem to really change anything. I do have goals for 2010 though one of them is going to be to hit 10′000$/month in profit by the end of the year, as a little incentive I will buy myself this watch once I hit that goal:

Nice watch isn’t it?

Anyways I also committed to going back to the gym, I will do the Max-OT program which goes for about 12 weeks, after that I will continue but a bit less strict then during those 3 months. Hopefully I’ll be able to loose around 5kgs (that’s 11lbs for you guys with the wrong system) of fat and gain some muscle. So that I’m going to be able to go the the beach without people vomiting and fainting .

I also plan to move forward at university, finishing my Latin courses and then moving on the get my bachelor before 2012 so I can at least enjoy the worlds ending a bit smarter, or in the unlikely case of the earth not exploding and affiliate marketing not working out for me get a normal job, hurray!

Anyways that’s my goals for 2010, let me know if you have any or if you think mine are stupid

Famous Failures

Matt — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 01:40:20 +0000

Hey everybody,

saw this pretty cool video the other day and thought it might cheer up anybody that is not feeling to successful today

Back From The Cave

Matt — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:36:25 +0000

What’s up? I’m back

I haven’t posted on this blog for quite a while now, even my mom criticized me for it, but I’ve been busy doing other stuff. I’ve had my first ‘good’ month, made around 350$ in November, mostly doing Facebook Ads. I realized that I should take advantage of what I got, which is the ability to speak multiple languages. The international market is huge and there is a lot of untapped potential out there.

I’ve been working at my dads firm for a bit now and I might redo their site and do the SEO for them once their new product comes out. If any of you guys have experience doing SEO for local businesses and what to charge for it please let me know.

On another note I recently discovered that one of the big problems in this whole affiliate industry that there are so many ways to get sidetracked. You can spend an afternoon on wickedfire reading stupid posts that don’t make you any money whatsoever. Another problem as a newbie is that there are so many different ways to make money. You could do local directories, you could do facebook ads, you could do adwords (yeah right ), you could do adsense sites, etc. etc.

It is very easy to start one thing and if it doesn’t work out right from the start go to the next thing. The reason for that is basicallly ‘Magic Pill’-Thinking, you believe that if you found the right formula you’d be rich over night. Last month thaught me though that it basically comes down to work. Launch campaigns and test them. If you launch 10 campaigns a day you are bound to find a winner. So I guess what I’m trying to say I try to stop looking for short cuts and do the work instead.

I also recently bought uBot too and I think it’s a great tool, helps me automate a lot of stuff. I think I will post a few simple tutorials on this blog, like a Twitter Comment Bot or something like that. I still want to learn a ‘real’ programming lanuage like Python or PHP, guess I could read a book about Python over Christmas.

Btw. I still need to buy Christmas presents. Luckily I like going to malls full of people trying to get their christmas gifts… NOT.

A Quick Update

Matt — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:22:22 +0000

So,

what has happened in the last few weeks/months? I’ve been to Vegas for 12 days (where I attended the RSD summit and helped out on bootcamps) which was a very intense experience. One that taught me a lot about myself. It’s hard to describe what exactly I learned but I know that I’ve learned quite a bit.

I met some very cool people, made new friends and saw old ones again. I enjoyed hanging out with the rest of the RSD crew. It felt like I’ve found my people. People that are like-minded and very cool and a lot of fun. I’m kinda sad that almost everybody lives in the United States of America and not many in Europe, but I guess that just means that I’ll be traveling a lot in my life.

I’ve spent some time in LA before I went to Vegas and it reminded me just how much I enjoy being in that city. It truly feels like a place where I could live for a few years, if not forever.

I’ve taken a hit in my Internet Marketing endeavors but I’m determined to bounce back and make some serious cash . Also one of the RSD guys I’ve met is doing some serious work and makes quite a bit of money.

Being back in Zurich is quite interesting, over this past half a year a lot of stuff has happened in my life and I don’t feel that it is going to stop anytime soon, I guess that’s what being grown up is all about. I’ll see what the future brings.

That’s it for now, just kinda stream of consciousness post I know but what the heck ..

P.S.: I’m not sure if I should continue writing in English or if I should start writing in German?!

New Design and AdSense

Matt — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 10:46:11 +0000

As all of you can see I have a new design, it’s not final but I like it better then the old one. One thing that I think is somewhat funny is that all those guys doing Wordpress themes always put a ton of their affiliate pages in there. I wouldn’t mind a backlink to their site but a thousand links to an online pharmacy? Come on!

I also signed up for Google AdSense and got approved so I guess I can start throwing AdSense on my blogs I’m not sure if I want to put it here on my personal blog and where I want to put it. Well, I’m thinking about putting the leader board that Google provides in the upper right corner. It would look something like this:

Any input on the matter is greatly appreciated since I’ve never used AdSense before.

On another note my german sites start picking up seo traffic which is great. I think I’ve been a fool of not taking advantage of my german skills and only focusing on the American market, when it’s so much easier to rank for ultra competitive terms, also I guess the keywords are going to be cheaper.

That’s it for now..

How to promote E-mail submits by Wotogepa

Matt — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:45:22 +0000

So after I finished my Linkwheel I felt kinda lost and not really knowing what to do next apart from building backlinks to my sites, which I’m still doing, but SEO is so slow (haha rhyme, rhyme) and it takes a while to see results, but luckily I got an email from Wotogepa about promoting E-mail submits on Adbrite. They sent me two youtube videos in which PPC Coach tells you exactly how to do it.

So here they are for you to watch:

As you see it’s really not that difficult at all. By the way if you don’t have a Wotogepa account at the moment you can use my link to sign up with their network and try your luck at E-mail submits.

That’s all for now..

An update..

Matt — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 18:11:53 +0000

So,

I reinstalled Windows on my roommates laptop today. Was a pain in the ass! I love my MacBook Air . Anyways because Windows was taking forever to install I was able to work while installing that shit. I added some sites to my debt network. Hopefully, they start getting up in the rankings and I will be able to start earning some cash, seo is different from PPC but I almost think it’s more fun, well and google kinda banned one of my accounts. No fun!

On a personal note had an ex-student of mine stay at my place this weekend was a lot of fun and he is just a cool guy to hang out with. So if you ever go to Innsbruck, Austria beware of Alex, he is probably going to steal your girl .

Also I went to take my photo taken for my new/old passport so I’ll be able to go to Vegas to the RSD summit, it’s going to be glorious. I’m going to stay with a buddy from Stockholm, oh I can’t wait.

That’s all so far, going to build a few backlinks now to my new sites and see what happens.

See ya all…

Paris and now Oslo

Matt — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 16:10:44 +0000

Hey everyone,

I’m currently in Oslo, Norway after being in Paris for two weeks. The city is great, everybody is nice and friendly but stuff is very expensive. A beer costs around 10 dollars. The nature here is great with the view of the harbor and mountains.

I lost my passport which sucks and hopefully I can get a new one in time for America.

I completed almost every site of my new project. I built a linkwheel with the following sites:

Now it’s time to build the main site and some backlinks and rise in the rankings..

That’s all for now..

Roleplays: A HowTo

Matt — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:13:24 +0000

Okay, first we need some Brittney up in this bitch:

So now this is taken care of, prepare to get some knowledge forced into your brains. Hanging out with Brad in Amsterdam right now and whilst on seminar today I realised how much I love roleplays and how good I am at this shit , so I’m telling you guys how to become the knight on a white horse you always wanted to be.

So, why would you wanna do roleplays? Simple, if you don’t have a clue what to talk about: do a roleplay, if you don’t know how to turn stuff sexual: do a roleplay, if you like chicken wings: do a roleplay. Seriously, roleplays are potent shit, they allow for you to talk about the craziest shit in a ’safe’ environment. While you may not be able to talk about group sex involving anal in a normal convo, during a roleplay you can.

“Okay Matt, but how do I initiate a roleplay?” you might ask, the answer is simple. The basic structure is “We should X…” or “Let’s X” where as for X you can insert almost anything you want. Good stuff that works easily is building a business mixed with crime or doing an activity together. For example “We should start robbing banks and help the poor, kinda like a modern robin hood” or “Let’s start a sex slave business” of course the options are limitless. With this structure you should never run out of stuff to say anymore. Just insert the first thing that pops in your head for X and you are good to go.

For the roleplay itself, try to make it interactive, creative, sexual and emotional. The more emotions you can stuff in there the better, try to take her on a mental adventure. So for example she tells you about her interest in tomatoes -> “We should become tomato farmers and live by the sea near a secluded beach, where we could have sex in the wild, run around naked all the time, but then the evil tomato mafia would try to steal our tomatoes and we’d have to fight ninjas and then they’d send female models so I’d cheat on you so you’d leave me but I would make it up to you buy killing a gremlin and serving you his guts for dinner.”

As you can see you can jump around as much as you want, the more irrational and emotional the better, it keeps them on their toes and they’ll be reacting to you instead of you reacting to them. If you don’t want to go as crazy you can use a bit more ’safer’ ones (I stole these from Brad/Tim ):

“We should get married…”
“I need a female bodyguard…”
“I’m hiring you as my new chef/assistant/maid…”
“You are my new girlfriend…”

Try to get her involved in the roleplay as much as possible as it will help you letter on with callback humor or texting her. It’s much easier to be “Hey tomato girl, what’s up?” then “Hello this is Matt, we met at club X the other night”.

Roleplays are really easy to do and will make you stand out from the crowd, so if you have never done a roleplay you should definitely add them to your arsenal and start implementing them in your conversations.

Brad had a big part in writing this so much respect to him .

Just A Quick Update

Matt — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:18:37 +0000

So I came to a few interesting conclusions about my sticking points and general stuff about my life and I plan to write a big post about it on RSDNation which of course I will post here as well.

I’m thinking of building a ‘dream board’, actually I should build a ‘todo board’ as well and post the weekly todos here so I hold myself accountable and stay on track

Well that’s it for now..

Matt